Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody: The first book in a hilarious animal school series by multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness; for ages 8-12
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By Patrick Ness and Tim Miller
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A brilliantly funny animal school adventure about a mismatched group of friends from master storyteller and multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.
SHORTLISTED FOR THE CARNEGIE MEDAL FOR WRITING 2026.
""Hilarious, bonkers, brilliant!"" Katie Tsang
Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.
Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?
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Wow what an amazing read! Such a departure from his usual work beneath its kooky exterior are real issues. These are not rammed in your face or an afterthought but are woven into the novel. It’s funny, it’s quirky, it has the country of France! An absolute pleasure to read would recommend to anyone!
I found this book very funny and it makes you read more pages. This book is non-fiction. I would recommend to someone how reads non-fiction books like me.
Rating - 5 stars
