The Twits

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By Roald Dahl, and and, Quentin Blake
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Frogs in beds; Eyeballs in drinks; Worms in spaghetti Mr and Mrs Twit are really disgusting. They smell because they never wash, they fight because they play tricks on each other, and they hate children. But worst of all, they keep monkeys in their back garden. In cages.
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I think it needs to be a bit longer to be a 5 star. I like the start where they play tricks on eachother a lot, my favourite part was where the twits turn upside down.
I loved Mrs Twit because she shrank at the end of the story and she was funny because she hot kids on the bum. I would recommend it to other children.
I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.
I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.
I enjoyed reading this funny book because there was a dirty man named Mr. Twit and he had some dirty food in his beard and there was a girl named Mrs. Twit and she was lovely to ugly. My favourite part was when Mr. Twit and Mrs. Twit were upside down with glue on them. The funniest part was when Mrs Twit putted worms in Mr. Twit’s spaghetti.
An incredible old fashioned funny book
I liked this book when they got stuck on the roof.
They are so horrible! I liked their tricks!
This story is fiction. I rate it 5/5 because it's a really funny book! Mr Twit & Mrs Twit are married but for some reason they hate each other and love playing pranks on each other. The funniest part of the story is when Mrs. Twit goes to the moon after Mr. Twit cuts the strings holding her ankles to an iron ring!
I loved this book. It was very funny. My favourite four characters were the mugglewump family because they were all monkeys and they were really funny. The tricks they played on each other were hilarious. I would recommend this book to all my friends and family.
It's a bit rude because the twits do shoot birds. They put sticky glue on the cage and the branches. I did enjoy it. The ending was a bit disgusting
Funny and silly. A good story which keeps you wanting to read.
A funny, exciting and energetic story with hilariously disgusting main characters.
I really liked the roly poly bird and mugglewump. I thought they were quite clever and the roly poly is funny when he says can you please stop talking about bird pie.
Fantastic funny story! You laugh throughout the story!
Funny
I liked it because it was really funny
Amazing! They are as bad as the Witches and I love the fact Mr Twig can get a free meal just by licking his beard!
I really loved this book, my favourite part was when Mr twit ties Mrs twit to the balloons and she went up into the sky.
They were so silly and i alughed when the monkeys turned their house upside down with glue
I like the ending of the story. I would definitely recommend this book to everyone.
The twits got superglued onto the floor and the shrinks at last. I felt I should look after all the people and things around me.
When the twits had big noses
Another exciting story
I liked the part when the bird came from Africa to help the monkeys out. I also liked the part when the Twits got stuck to the floor and they shrank,
I read this book because it reminds me of being younger and reading it with my family. I like the pranks the Twits play on each other- they just really hate each other!!
I thought this book was very gross. I loved the monkeys and glad they got their own back on the Twits
It was a good book but I didn't really like the storyline.
I really liked how the twits played tricks on each other. It was very funny to read.
My friends would like this book
This was very funny. It made me laugh. They were horrible to each other.