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The Twits

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The Twits by Roald Dahl, and Quentin Blake

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By Roald Dahl, and and, Quentin Blake

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1840 reviews

Frogs in beds; Eyeballs in drinks; Worms in spaghetti Mr and Mrs Twit are really disgusting. They smell because they never wash, they fight because they play tricks on each other, and they hate children. But worst of all, they keep monkeys in their back garden. In cages.

Reviews

01 Feb 2025

I think it needs to be a bit longer to be a 5 star. I like the start where they play tricks on eachother a lot, my favourite part was where the twits turn upside down.

26 Jan 2025

I loved Mrs Twit because she shrank at the end of the story and she was funny because she hot kids on the bum. I would recommend it to other children.

14 Jan 2025

I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.

14 Jan 2025

I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.

12 Jan 2025

I enjoyed reading this funny book because there was a dirty man named Mr. Twit and he had some dirty food in his beard and there was a girl named Mrs. Twit and she was lovely to ugly. My favourite part was when Mr. Twit and Mrs. Twit were upside down with glue on them. The funniest part was when Mrs Twit putted worms in Mr. Twit’s spaghetti.

12 Jan 2025

An incredible old fashioned funny book

07 Jan 2025

I liked this book when they got stuck on the roof.

04 Jan 2025

They are so horrible! I liked their tricks!

03 Jan 2025

This story is fiction. I rate it 5/5 because it's a really funny book! Mr Twit & Mrs Twit are married but for some reason they hate each other and love playing pranks on each other. The funniest part of the story is when Mrs. Twit goes to the moon after Mr. Twit cuts the strings holding her ankles to an iron ring!

30 Dec 2024

I loved this book. It was very funny. My favourite four characters were the mugglewump family because they were all monkeys and they were really funny. The tricks they played on each other were hilarious. I would recommend this book to all my friends and family.

15 Dec 2024

It's a bit rude because the twits do shoot birds. They put sticky glue on the cage and the branches. I did enjoy it. The ending was a bit disgusting

13 Dec 2024

Funny and silly. A good story which keeps you wanting to read.

11 Nov 2024

A funny, exciting and energetic story with hilariously disgusting main characters.

14 Sep 2024

I really liked the roly poly bird and mugglewump. I thought they were quite clever and the roly poly is funny when he says can you please stop talking about bird pie.

12 Sep 2024

Fantastic funny story! You laugh throughout the story!

12 Sep 2024

Funny

09 Sep 2024

I liked it because it was really funny

08 Sep 2024

Amazing! They are as bad as the Witches and I love the fact Mr Twig can get a free meal just by licking his beard!

07 Sep 2024

I really loved this book, my favourite part was when Mr twit ties Mrs twit to the balloons and she went up into the sky.

03 Sep 2024

They were so silly and i alughed when the monkeys turned their house upside down with glue

02 Sep 2024

I like the ending of the story. I would definitely recommend this book to everyone.

02 Sep 2024

The twits got superglued onto the floor and the shrinks at last. I felt I should look after all the people and things around me.

02 Sep 2024

When the twits had big noses

01 Sep 2024

Another exciting story

30 Aug 2024

I liked the part when the bird came from Africa to help the monkeys out. I also liked the part when the Twits got stuck to the floor and they shrank,

30 Aug 2024

I read this book because it reminds me of being younger and reading it with my family. I like the pranks the Twits play on each other- they just really hate each other!!

30 Aug 2024

I thought this book was very gross. I loved the monkeys and glad they got their own back on the Twits

30 Aug 2024

It was a good book but I didn't really like the storyline.

30 Aug 2024

I really liked how the twits played tricks on each other. It was very funny to read.
My friends would like this book

29 Aug 2024

This was very funny. It made me laugh. They were horrible to each other.

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