Dirty Bertie

a funny story that i listened to as an audio book

I was laughing so much at this book - it was good and funny.

This made me laugh

My name is Bertie - so it made me laugh a lot!

He is funny picking his nose.

I love this book because it made me laugh. I would tell people to read this book.

This is one of my favourite books.

I think about it that if Bertie don’t eat the food he will be hungry at play time,

3 books in 1!
Fleas
Rats
Bees
I want to recommend it to my daddy
it was a present from Charlie when we were at hospital
i just read it in one morning and night

This was the aliens book. I liked when the aliens came to earth but it was actually a surprise guest. When Bertie thought he was on a rocket but he actually was on earth.

It was a small but okay to read

Bertie likes to do everything dirty! And the most he likes to pick his nose and eat it..yuck!

Esme enjoyed this book! Especially reading the parts "no Bertie thats dirty Bertie" she loved joining in with this book.

This book shows how we should not behave.

This book is good.

I liked it when he picked a dirty lolly off the floor! He is so dirty!

I thought this was really funny!

Dirty Bertie Mud! At the end of every story it looked like it would go badly wrong but it turned out ok in the end.

It was a funny book full of humour. I recommend to young readers who have a passion for comedy books.

He is really dirty

Really funny I love this book Bertie doing lots of dirty things like picking his nose

I think this book is good for people who like scary things. My favourite character is Darren because he was funny.

It was funny. I really liked the book.

What is a really nice and simple it was really really descriptive and you could hear the word really really clearly and it was funny. I just wanted to make you keep reading and reading and i’m so in love with that book isn’t the best book I’ve ever read

it was funny

Hottest shit to hit the children's book sphere since Smough and Smough: Anor Londo adventure. The bit where Bertie braps and squeals like the finest Czech pig made me gyrate on the corner of my bedside table like a Jack Russel in heat.

He picks his nose

This is a fiction book, I thought this book was good I liked how they made it up, the ideas in it were really clever. I would recommend this book to other children.

I really liked this book. Dirty Bertie is so funny and dirty and makes me laugh.

I would recommend this book.

This was 3 books in one . I liked that he's a bit crazy and he wants to keep a mouse because he thinks they are cute. They nibble his alarm clock.
I had not read any of these books before but they are really good.