Dirty Bertie

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By David Roberts, and and,
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83 reviews
Bertie has shockingly dirty habits, from nose-picking to weeing on the flowerbed! Whenever he does anything dirty, Bertie’s family shouts ""No, Bertie! That’s dirty, Bertie!"". Will Bertie ever kick his horrible habits?
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This is one of my favourite books.
I think about it that if Bertie don’t eat the food he will be hungry at play time,
3 books in 1!
Fleas
Rats
Bees
I want to recommend it to my daddy
it was a present from Charlie when we were at hospital
i just read it in one morning and night
This was the aliens book. I liked when the aliens came to earth but it was actually a surprise guest. When Bertie thought he was on a rocket but he actually was on earth.
It was a small but okay to read
Bertie likes to do everything dirty! And the most he likes to pick his nose and eat it..yuck!
Esme enjoyed this book! Especially reading the parts "no Bertie thats dirty Bertie" she loved joining in with this book.
This book shows how we should not behave.
This book is good.
I liked it when he picked a dirty lolly off the floor! He is so dirty!
I thought this was really funny!
Dirty Bertie Mud! At the end of every story it looked like it would go badly wrong but it turned out ok in the end.
It was a funny book full of humour. I recommend to young readers who have a passion for comedy books.
He is really dirty
Really funny I love this book Bertie doing lots of dirty things like picking his nose
I think this book is good for people who like scary things. My favourite character is Darren because he was funny.
It was funny. I really liked the book.
What is a really nice and simple it was really really descriptive and you could hear the word really really clearly and it was funny. I just wanted to make you keep reading and reading and i’m so in love with that book isn’t the best book I’ve ever read
it was funny
Hottest shit to hit the children's book sphere since Smough and Smough: Anor Londo adventure. The bit where Bertie braps and squeals like the finest Czech pig made me gyrate on the corner of my bedside table like a Jack Russel in heat.
He picks his nose
This is a fiction book, I thought this book was good I liked how they made it up, the ideas in it were really clever. I would recommend this book to other children.
I really liked this book. Dirty Bertie is so funny and dirty and makes me laugh.
I would recommend this book.
This was 3 books in one . I liked that he's a bit crazy and he wants to keep a mouse because he thinks they are cute. They nibble his alarm clock.
I had not read any of these books before but they are really good.
It was silly and funny, it made me laugh and I enjoyed it. It was easy to read as the words were big.
I liked the book because bertie was being very naughty
I liked this book because Bertie was being very naughty and discussing
We read dirty Bertie snow. It was good. The penny pyramid story was very good!
I think about it a good book because it is funny.
Fiction its really hilarious bertie is definitely dirty. I love bertie best. I would recommend this book to anyone. I've ready it 2 night a row
This book is a made up story (fiction). It's funny and weird. I think it shall be a best seller.